WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE

This was my favorite book when i was a baby but i'm not certain it would be prudent for me to pay $10.00 to see this movie without the company of a child. i do NOT want to be lumped in with the other 20-somethings who are wearing thundercats and teenage mutant ninja turtles t-shirts loudly discussing stupid 80's pop culture crap so that everyone around them knows how much they remember. I do not want to perpetuate the stereotype that my generation is rabidly horny for nostalgia, I fucking hate the 80's.

however, Spike Jonze is just about the perfect guy to direct this movie. Michel Gondry would probably have been the best choice but that wimp is french so who gives a shit. This movie also seems like it has a pretty solid cast, Cathrine Keener is hot. I feel like once women typically get to a certain age, a person typically backhands that compliment by adding "for their age" to the end of it, and I feel like that is not necessary when discussing Catherine Keeners hotness, so kudos on that Catherine!

Now, weirdo dorks who obsess about their childhoods and would still care about a movie made out of this book after growing from an infant to a full grown adult are the type of people who would be into Spike Jonze directing this movie (and, I'm with you there.) But, it's also true that these are the type of buttholes who would think it was TOTALLY AWESOME that they gave Karen O. of the Yeah Yeah Yeah's the responsibility of scoring the thing. Really? Really? C'mon guys.... I'll probably see this movie, though.

-Mike Popinski

Drawing On Newspapers

You wanna send me some newspapers you drew on? feel free!

<3 Mike Popinski

Tales From The Couch #3

Your boss sucks.



The sequel to the original BATTLE HOGG, a movie I haven't seen even though I made up the franchise. "The Pigening" is not supposed to be a play on the word "beginning" but it's supposed to be like, he is saying "fuck you" to God and creating a word in his own image, that of a pig. Perhaps BATTLE HOGG III: PIG vs. GOD will be next?



this was kind of a waste of a page, i'm not gonna lie. but i did always hear my neighbors having sex, another story for another time.



sometimes when you're smoking the peace pipe you think things are hilarious and write them down, then when you see them again... you're like "that's funny... but what was i thinking about?"



MUTANT VERSION OF BRAD FROM HOME IMPROVEMENT, I love that drawing.




A duck and a baby get down to some gripin'

The Most Disturbing Thing On The Internet

The Internet is obviously the worlds biggest resource of the disgusting, depraved and disturbing. "Two Girls, One Cup", for example, was a world wide sensation; a bizarre shock video that somehow broke into the mainstream. "Goatse" and "Lemonparty" were also pretty big hits, albeit on a slightly smaller level. Does anyone remember the long forgotten www.chicagostreetracing.com? Well, I do. It was a picture of a black guy with a two-foot-long dick.

And think, these fucked-up, gag-inducing websites are the ones that you CAN'T get arrested for visiting.

So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I will now introduce to you my new favorite Internet weirdo. His name is Todd "Sodahead" Deitchman (according to his Myspace page, he also goes by the alias "T-Money"), and he's a 19-year-old New Jersey resident with a very special gift.

He's posted three videos thus far, and Let's start with his first. It's titled "chugging soda" (sic), but I'd call it "Meet Sodahead". Enjoy:



For Sodahead's next stunt, he takes down an entire bottle of Snapple Iced Tea while getting pumped up by the intense, motivational sounds of Survivor's "Eye of The Tiger". Once again, enjoy:



On St. Patrick's Day, this charming Michael Phelps look-a-like gets more festive. He decided to drink some GREEN soda. The larger quantity of soda should be noted, which would explain the painfully awkward struggle Sodahead goes through trying to drink the entire bottle. I know it's going to be hard, but you really need to watch this entire video. The occurrence at the 1:37 mark is the type of thing that will haunt your dreams for days. Here we go:



WHAT?

Just in case you were wondering, according to his Myspace pictures, soda isn't the only thing T-Money chugs:

More Couch Drawings

Straight from my old couch to you, except with a slight 3 year delay... More Couch Drawings!

The great RED DOG debate

I am in no way, shape, or form a "beer snob". I'd much prefer a Coor's Light to a Delirium Tremans any day. But there are a few drinks in the realm of "cheap beer" that still make me scratch my head. One of them is Red Dog. I don't really understand why anyone would be compelled to drink it. I actually didn't realize it was still in production until a few months ago. The other morning, after a night of heavy Red Dog consumption, Nick showed me a Red Dog bottle cap, which displays the an image of our canine friend pictured above, and told me that if you flip it upside down, it looks like a picture of "Batman going down on some chick". Take a look:




Obviously a bit of a stretch. That would be an understatement. It was a massive stretch. So I used my amazing Photoshop skills (which are actually really sub par MS Paint skills) to make this illusion easier to see. In the following image, I've removed the parts of the dog's head that didn't add to the act of cunnilingus, to make the idea a bit clearer:





I, personally, am not quite sold on this idea. In the following image, I've added some shading to make it look a little bit more like The Dark Knight himself. This time around, I'm starting to buy it:





One layer of shading should do the trick...a few more colors to make the picture more vibrant...more life-like....you know what...look at that. NICK, YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT! An upside-down Red Dog logo DOES look like Batman going down on a chick!!!

A Comic From HOT FOOD #1

Here's a page from HOT FOOD #1 for ya! I fuckin' love Cap'n Crunch, you gotta problem with that? Also, that is exactly what the Catburglars do at band practice.

-Mike Popinski