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I did indeed find something better to do. I read two issues of HUMANBEING LAWNMOWER, drank two Red Bull Colas, ate 2 vegetarian "hot dogs", drank two bottles of Peak Organic Espresso Amber Ale, bought toilet paper, peanut butter cap'n crunch, and cigarettes, took a dump, read the FART PARTY COMICS book, went with Meg to get our bikes cuz we foolishly left them at the bar last night, smoked a bowl, ate more "hot dogs", and... well that's it. So There ya have it. Suck on that!

-Mike Popinski