Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The great RED DOG debate


I am in no way, shape, or form a "beer snob". I'd much prefer a Coor's Light to a Delirium Tremans any day. But there are a few drinks in the realm of "cheap beer" that still make me scratch my head. One of them is Red Dog. I don't really understand why anyone would be compelled to drink it. I actually didn't realize it was still in production until a few months ago. The other morning, after a night of heavy Red Dog consumption, Nick showed me a Red Dog bottle cap, which displays the an image of our canine friend pictured above, and told me that if you flip it upside down, it looks like a picture of "Batman going down on some chick". Take a look:




Obviously a bit of a stretch. That would be an understatement. It was a massive stretch. So I used my amazing Photoshop skills (which are actually really sub par MS Paint skills) to make this illusion easier to see. In the following image, I've removed the parts of the dog's head that didn't add to the act of cunnilingus, to make the idea a bit clearer:





I, personally, am not quite sold on this idea. In the following image, I've added some shading to make it look a little bit more like The Dark Knight himself. This time around, I'm starting to buy it:





One layer of shading should do the trick...a few more colors to make the picture more vibrant...more life-like....you know what...look at that. NICK, YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT! An upside-down Red Dog logo DOES look like Batman going down on a chick!!!


2 comments:

jowdjbrown said...

So I used my amazing Photoshop skills (which are actually really sub par MS Paint skills) to make this illusion easier to see.Lej en pølsevogn

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious

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